Blog-blocked

My most ardent fan, EV, has been complaining my state of bloglessness. She claims that because of my blogless state, life has ceased to be wonderful for her - the birds do not sing as sweetly, the sky not as blue, and she has almost gone off men entirely, such is the state of withdrawal she's in. She claims I'm her inspiration, and her source of all that is ridiculous and nonsensical and irreverent. Of course I know that it's not entirely true, but it's really nice to be lied to sometimes.. So EV, don't say don't have hor! And for my fan club (The 3 of you, you know who you are!) This is for you....