Friday, September 23, 2005

First Love










I think I'm falling in love!

With Carls Jr.!

I had a virgin tryst with Carls Jr Famous Star, with Onion Rings. And there were 6 others watching me being pleasured.

It was mind bloggling. Earth shattering.

It all started with a proposition. I don't know who initiated the encounter. It could have been me, I was gagging for it.

We set a time, and a meeting place.

At 12 sharp, I got ready for my rendezvous.

At12.30, I finally arrived at the location where the tryst was arranged.

My heart was racing even as I was waiting in line for my turn. Visually, I was being teased and stimulated by all those full colour sensuous images all around me. It was oh so intoxicating.

When my turn came, I asked for Famous Star, with onion rings, in a trembling voice. They gave me a number, which I put on the table, carefully and in full view of the ones who will deliver me my baby.

I got ready for my virgin experience with the greatest of care. got the tomato and chilli sauce for my onion rings ready. I made sure the drink I wouldn't interfered not in my tasting experience.

I sat myself down carefully, preened myself and waited.

Thw wait was agonizing.

Finally, it was time.

Famous Star arrived. (With onion rings)

I undressed it carefull.

And pursed my lips to kiss it.

The first kiss is the most important. It will either make or break the relationship. Will this relationship last?!

I held him close to me, and bit as gently as I could. I didn't want to frighten it. I could feel its warm moistness in my mouth. It tasted good.

Golden brown BBQ sauce oozed out from between its buns. I licked it up before it could fall unto the table.

Famous Star was the most delicious thing I had ever tasted! I was hooked. I declared my undying love to Carls Junior.

Never will I taint or corrupt myself with other less worthy partners again.
My heart was hook, link sinker sold on only one! Never again will I look at another burger chain.

Now I'm happy! I've found the love of my life!

And for the 6 who were there at the most important day of my life, thank you for being there, begotting my life to the most delicious thing I've ever eaten. It was a most beautiful moment.

3 comments:

.tracy. said...

I also want to try.....

Anonymous said...

The most impt qn! Did u climax?

.tracy. said...

The image of you licking up 'golden brown sauce coming out of two buns' still is slightly haunting....