I want to be a man!

I mean, if God comes to me someday, and asks me whether I'll try being a guy for a couple of days, I'll jump at the opportunity! Finally the chance to do some of the stuff I've always wanted to, but can't....Yahooooo!!!!

Top 10 Reasons Why I Wanna Be A Guy
10. I've always wondered what it feels like to walk around with things hanging from between your legs.
9. I will be satisfied with a tiny wardrobe. No more wanting to buy bags and shoes in every colour of the rainbow, with accessories and eye-shadow colour to match.
8. I can finally sit through a horror movie with my eyes open! Either that, or I'll be the embarrassing guy slobbering away with fright. Yikes!
7. No more PMS! YAY!
6. I don't have to wear padded bras anymore to keep up the pretence.
5. It's ok if I have a big butt. And tiny breasts. And big feet. And a big nose. (Big nose means got character ok!)
4. I'll be really well-endowed. Because I have huge Ronald MacDonald feet, and you know what they say the relationship between the size of your feet, and the, ahem, size of your manhood.
3. I can walk around topless! And it's ok if I don't shave off my chest hair; if I were a guy, it'll be considered sexxxyyyyyyy!
2. I will get an orgasm 99% of the time. I think I can deal with a 1% failure rate.
1. I can pee standing up! Yippee!