New Brain No Brain

My brain is highly valued. Because it's new, and hasn't been used before. In fact, it's still pristinely wrapped up in plastic.

I hardly have to use my brain. That's because I'm too smart. I don't usually need to use my brain for the things that I do daily at work. In fact, I breezed through my years at university with only the occasional use of it, although I must admit I only barely got my Bachelor degree.

Lat night, I had to actually sit down and think. Because I had a problem that stumped me. And I had to figure out how to save the worl. I sat for a full 15 minutes and thought. And boy was that tiring. In fact, I think I over-taxed it a little. I now feel a slight ache in the front frontal lobe. And I couldn't get to sleep for a while due to over-stimulation of the brain I think.

Gee! Now my brain is no longer new! I have nothing to boast about now! What a bummer!