How do porcupines meet, and fall in love, and mate to produce baby porcupines (otherwise known as porcupine-nuts?!).
Do they look at each other's bristly prickly whatever you call their exteriors, to determine which one's a better choice? For the males for examples, is it the stiffer, thicker, more volumious their, erh, pricks, the more fertile and healthier they are?
Then what about the females? How do they flirt with the males? Do they like wave their bristly bits around, flaunting it like women do their breasts? Or do they fling their sharp needle-like body parts at their male counterparts, infusing them with their own bodily fluids (porcupine enchantment)!
And how do they mate and have babies? Ouch, the very thought of it hurts. (That's why I like clean-shaven men I guess. Bristly stubble is a major turn-off for me! That's why I cannot change jobs and be a porcupine...)
Whatever it is, I must say I admire their single-mindedness in overcoming so many prickly issues, to find true love. So I must wish them true and everlasting porcupine love. I just hope they don't spear each other to death that's all.
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