Wednesday, June 07, 2006

High on medication...

It's nice to be sick sometimes...

While I definitely don't enjoy the cough cough cough and the runny nose and the fever and the aches, it's nice to be able to stay home and chill once in a while, and for 2 days in a row too, albeit having to still work and respond to emails, at least I am working in relative comfort, and I get to enjoy some sunlight.

While convalescing at home, I get to watch loads of TV shows. After all, what do you expect a convalascent to do? Clean the house, wash clothes, exercise? No way! I'm just going to slouch into my chair and watch Taiwanese drama serials, Taiwanese variety shows, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model search (ohh la la!!), soppy soap operas like The Bold and Beautiful (when i feel the need for something soporific), Travel & Living and cartoons.

I just love Taiwan. Taiwan has my vote for being the most entertaining country in the world. Everything about the country is entertaining - the food, the shows, and even more so, the politicians. I love the country, and I haven't even stepped foot on the soil yet.

Its variety shows are just so evilly funny - but then I guess I enjoy it because I'm evil lah. The bitchier, the cheekier and the more evil they are, the more I love it. I know Jacky Wu is one unsavoury character, but I can't fault his charmingly evil wit and sense of humour. I said I like my men to be funny, and I'm not joking. I'll be like melted butter in his hands if I ever get the chance, never mind the fact that I'm taller than him and that he likes beautiful slim women. Hahaaa...

Besides Jacky Wu, I also have the hots for one of his sidekicks, Kang Kang. According to all and sundry, Kang Kang is one of the ugliest people that ever lived. Not to mention uncouth and sloppy and almost a neanderthal . But you know what they say about love being blind. I get turned on every time he does his retarded laugh and acting like a witless Idiot Boy.

I seem to have the wierdest taste in men huh?

The Bold and the Beautiful... I have no freaking idea what the show is about, except that it's filled with oh-so-beautiful plastic people. It's like watching Barbie and Ken and all their plastic friends come alive and living gasp real lives. Everytime I watch it, I want to throw myself against a hard brick wall, hoping to knock myself unconscious to save myself the misery. Oh, and by the way, have you noticed the number of peroxide blondes they have on the show?! Sheesh!

OK! Time to go and watch more TV. I think they have The Amazing Adventure of Superman and His Friends, coming right up, after a commercial break! Yahooo!

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