My friends love me. I love money. So, my friends love money?!
Hahhaahah
Money! I love money! Money is good! And Money makes the world go round!
As you can see, I'm so excited about money I'm adding exclamation marks to all of my sentences!
I wish I had loads of money! If I had loads of money, this is what I'll be doing with my money....
- Redeem this who from her brothel-like environment where she has to service so many clients she doesn't know her head from her tail already, because the mama-san is not able to get a back-up 小姐 (thing) to help, and this who is getting quite 摧残 (poor thing)...
- Hire assassins to kill the bugger who's been bugging Niang and making her all angsty and can't let go. Because when she suffers, I also suffer. Because guess who gets scoldings when Niang angsty and angry?
- And if the assassins service company has a promotional discount, like a buy-1-get-1-free, or a 3-for-$10 deal, I can help Wei get rid of her Rat-face Boss and Bastard as well. It's a might as well sort of a thing...
- Buy a deserted island, named after me of course. It will be a paradise on earth, but tourists will be banned. In fact, all who tries to land on my paradise deserted island will be shot on sight. (I will teach the monkeys how to use a gun, so as not to spoil the desertedness of my island.)
Then I will build chalets on my island, and let my E, W, G and Niang stay and hide there, surrounded by nice nice palm trees and crystal clear blue waters. There'll be hired toy-boys and dance poles for E, for Niang there will be an oven and cows and chickens and flour trees for eggs and butter and cream and flour, W will have a lot of paper and ink and books, and G, erh, G will have a lot of food and facials.
- I will take wads of dollar notes and throw at people who think I want their money. Muahahahah
Woooooo... I can't wait to be rich!
5 comments:
I LUP U DEEP DEEP! AND UR MONEY TOO!!
LUA!! :)
It seems that I have to make use of my millions of dollars to invent personal airbags for this-who because she's now walking into walls, because work has drained her so much she survives on coffee and nothing much else, and even the simple act of walking is too much of a thing for her poor tired out body.
I think I may very well spend the money to burn down the office building. A very uncharitable thought I know, but I is angry lor, that my friends are so poor thing.
How?!
hahahhahah. life is sad man ... i think we can throw $$ at de pple we hate ... then they realised ... ohh its monopoly $$
Haha.. Lup u all.. I like the food part, can leave out the facial coz I guess without a lot of the stress fr life, who needs facial?
& Niang, I luv the idea of throwg the $ @ the pp we hate. Need a lot of $ thou.. : p
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