I can just imagine the following scenario...
Doc Chicken: Tell me your symptoms.
Kok Cock: My comb is burning. My feathers are aching. And my wattle feels sore
Doc Chicken: I think you have the flu. Have plenty of fluids. And keep your diet light; just have earthworms. Stay away from the caterpillars and the centipedes. Take a couple of days off from rising at dawn and crowing.
Oh my gosh. I'm so lame. But it's just too funny to not share.
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