Neither here nor there

I just hate it when it's neither here nor there.

Simply because it's not here, and it's not there; then where is it really?!

How do you know where you stand if it's 'neither here nor there', and if you don't know where you stand, then how do you know in what direction to go next?

I want to know.

I want to know, am I here? Or am I there?

If I'm neither here nor there, then I rather not be anyway near at all