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Everybody and Nobody

If everybody is complaining that everybody else is not doing their jobs properly and skiving and incompetent and ineffective, then exactly who are the ones doing all the work?

It is a possibility that the fate of the whole world and its economies lies in the hands of only those few. Or worse still, on absolutely no one at all.

Quite a worrying thought that.

Funny Bird Flu

I can just imagine the following scenario...

Doc Chicken: Tell me your symptoms.
Kok Cock: My comb is burning. My feathers are aching. And my wattle feels sore
Doc Chicken: I think you have the flu. Have plenty of fluids. And keep your diet light; just have earthworms. Stay away from the caterpillars and the centipedes. Take a couple of days off from rising at dawn and crowing.

Oh my gosh. I'm so lame. But it's just too funny to not share.

My friend garfianc again...

My friend garfianc is angry with me and Noni, because we were, erh, idiots...

DIE!

Now we need to figure out how to make her un-angry, so that she will talk to us on MSN and will answer our calls.

Plus, our delicious bak chang are being held hostage by her.

She even threatened to throw them away. *GASP*

Below is Noni and mine cunning plan,......

~NoNi~ says:
she so damn piss
ollie says:
i think she also dun want to talk to me
~NoNi~ says:
die die
~NoNi~ says:
i've never seen her so pissed
ollie says:
she's also ignoring my call..
ollie says:
HOW?!
~NoNi~ says:
die lah
ollie says:
we are SO screwed
~NoNi~ says:
okie later then we try calling her again

So much for a plan..

My friend garfianc

Mi friend garfianc likes Garfield the big fat cartoon cat.

My friend garfianc looks sexy in short mini dresses.

My friend garfianc doesn't mind accompanying me shopping.

My friend garfianc gets me homemade bak chang for me to eat.

My friend garfianc updates me with all the latest news.

My friend garfianc likes to play mahjong, but is not very good at mahjong.

My friend garfianc goes the extra mile for her friends, one of which is me!

My friend garfianc is half my size in weight.

My friend garfianc is half my decibel in speaking.

My friend garfianc is a good, sincere, loving and faithful friend.

I thank God everyday for my friend garfianc, and I must remember to be nicer to her, and not take her for granted.