Wonderland

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense." Alice in Wonderland

My name's not Alice, but I would like a world of my own where everything would be nonsense.

It would be fun wouldn't it, if we lived in such a world....

Where zebras will display a flagrant disregard for fashionable colours and are arrayed in pink and purple polka-dots instead.
Where marshmallows and chocolates and ice-cream are considered essential nutrition for the body and beetroot and carrots rightly and justly relegated to the hogs!
Where people can have actual conversations with their cats about lasagne and their dogs can write novels on a type-writer.
Where speech balloons spout out of our mouths when we speak.
Where men and women walk around in their full uncovered glory, just as God intended from the beginning. (No, not even fig leaves allowed!)
Where "world peace" is more than the catchphrase for beauty paegents and is a reality.
Where "perfect competition" exists, abolishing politics and other petty differences and childish international name-calling.
Where skin colour is merely skin-deep.
Where cellulite will be beautiful.
Where the capabilities of abnormal children will be considered normal instead of euphemistically called "special".
Where you could bite back the big red army ants that bit you.
Where spiders spin hammocks for your slumbers.
Where plastic people don't contaminate the ecosystem with their plastic ashes when they die.

Interesting how the perfectly reasonable and logical and common-sensical can be deemed nonsensical in this perfectly real world we live in.