The handsome young prince, who looks like something out of Playgirl magazaine with his luscious long blonde hair and his very tight tights, plants a long lingering kiss on Sleepy Beauty's pouty lips, only to be rudely rewarded for his romanticism with a tight slap.
It turns out that Sleeping Beauty is no princess but a harried harassed over-worked housewife who had spent the last twenty years staying at home, cleaning the house, taking care of the children, cooking for the whole family and helping the children with the homework, and who finally managed to find time for a nap!
Humpty Dumpty
Horatio receives a call on his mobile phone. He removes his sunglasses because it gets in the way of his answering the phone.
"H! We've got a homicide on our hands! You'll never believe what a gruesome crime we have! We have, a giant broken egg. From the looks of it, it's definitely stinking of foul play and salmonella as well. We need a truck to collect the remains for Crime Scene Investigations. It's so badly smashed I don't know how we're going to perform the autopsy. He was last seen with a member of the Mafia, nicknamed 'The Wall'."
Snow White Snow White employed a law firm of midgets to help her fight her wicked stepmother who is disputing her rights to her late father's assets, Poison Apple Corporation and Talking Mirror Conglomerate.
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