Funny, as in Funny-Haha....

With no one and nothing to sink my teeth into, I've recently just been indulging the cynic in me by reading sarcastic jokes.

From www.overhearinnewyork.com. Classic.

Don't Really Think You Have the IQ of a Semi-Retarded Iguana
Girl : What did you just say?
Guy : ...oh. Did I say that out loud?

She Says I Have to Stop Doing That at Parties
Girl #1: Cause our school gets to have three day field trips, but my mom never lets me go cause she's afraid I'll get raped, robbed, killed, or something like that. It's so unfair!
Girl #2: You tell her, "mom! I'm grown up! Look at my breasts!"

How Come Math Majors Are Always the Slowest to Understand This Concept?
Nerdy guy: I don't understand what the significance of the number 69 is. Can someone explain it to me?
Girl: You go to NYU and you don't know that? (nerdy guy shakes his head)
Girl: To put it bluntly, it's two people giving each other head.
Nerdy guy: Wait, but what does that mean?
Girl: Oh my god...I can't tell you that now. You're the most innocent guy here. It would be like killing a unicorn

Well I Am Begging with a Starbucks Cup
Hobo: Can you spare some change? Or food?
Black lady: Nigga, get a job. This neighborhood's gone too bourgeois for your ass to be begging.

And the Sphinx Was Their Internet Cafe?
Man: ...and then we visited the Sphinx and the Great Pyramid.
Woman: The Great Pyramid is where the people had their apartments, right?

"Bitch, You Awake?" Being the Second.
Boyfriend: Love you.
Girlfriend: Love you too.
Boyfriend: Love your rack too.
Girlfriend: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

Think I Know How This One Ends...
50-something woman: Do you have baked goods?
Girl with empty wicker basket: Excuse me?
50-something woman: Baked goods. Where are you going with them?
Girl with empty wicker basket (slowly looking into basket and then back at woman): To grandmother's house.

What You Get for Being Seven Feet Tall
Tourist: Excuse me, but could you please tell me the time?
New Yorker: What do I look like? Big Ben or somethin'?