Cooking Snippet #3

The cooking craze comes and goes.

On some days, I whip up 3 meals plus dessert and stuff to give away to people besides. On other days, I would rather live off biscuits than lift a finger to do anything in the form of cooking. Like today.

It is proven, I am definitely no "oh-cooking-is-so-therepuetic-and-lovely" Nigella or "cooking-is-my-life" Jamie Oliver. I am just "someone who's tired of doing the washing up and would rather eat things off a paper plate so I don't have to deal with soap and water" me.

Cooking Snippet #2

I like knives and anything to do with them - chopping, dicing, slicing, skinning, poking, hole-ing, beheading, disembowelling, severing.

Now who wants to be my friend?!

Cooking Snippet #1

I always feel bad about cutting off mushroom stems (removed because they're too hard to be eaten, even after cooking); it's like removing the mushrooms' penises. And trust me, some of the teeny mushrooms have huge, erh, stems.

PS Oh, this post is dedicated to The Mushroom Punisher.