Q: What do you call the people who live in a country called Hippo?
A: Hippo-crites
Q: What do you call gangster Hippos?
A: Hippo-creeps
Q: Why did the Hypocrite cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the Hippo cross the road?
A: Because it was the Hypocrite's day off?
Q: Why did the Hypocrite cross the road again?
A: To scold the Hippo for 'ursurping' his job.
Q: Why did the policeman cross the road?
A: To catch the Hypocrite for having commited a moral offense.
Send me all your Hippo jokes. I'm consolidating them all into a Hippo joke book, to be dedicated to all the Hippos of the world! Yay!
2 comments:
Who is the Princess of Hippo country?
hippo-princ-tamous?!
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