Hug Campaign

Dove has its Real Beauty campaign www.campaignforrealbeauty.com

Well, I have my Hug Campaign. (I want a www site as well!)

It started one day when I suddenly felt like a hug. I looked around, and there was nobody. Fed-up. So from then on, I started obsessing about this hugging thing.

Thus the humble beginnings of the Hug Campaign... The thing about the Hug Campaign is, once you 'kenna' (got ambushed into being) hugged from me, you now have to look for someone to hug. And so on it goes until whatever....

First I had to draw up a list of potential huggees. Then I had to figure when and how to give them their hugs.

W, E, L.. Damn why are all my potential huggees so teeny? Not 'shiok' (nice, almost pleasurable feeling..hahah) to hug wan.

Niang.. A bit fleshier, so got potential, just that I'll be smothering her in my, erh, breasts.

Good guy friends like K, K and K (haha).. I scared their girlfriends get jealous.

G's a nice height and got enough flesh for hugging purposes. Very comfortable and very comforting, but too far away.

Anyway, I'll figure something out. You go figure something out.

Everybody needs a hug. At some point or other.

Some need more than others. Some need only a hug every 1000 years.

I pride myself on being the latter, but lately, I've been hug-needy and sentimental and crap! No offence to those who enjoy hugs, but I just don't lor. I don't exactly abhor, but I'm really not too comfortable with hugs and tears and confidences, because it makes me feel sentimental and tender and human (yeech!)

A hug says....

I love you...

I love you, sometimes...

I love you, most of the times, but other times, I hate you....

I know you feel hurt/sad/lousy/happy/ecstatic/post-coital, so I'll just hang around and accompany you until you get back to normal...

I know you're dead busy with your work, and I really don't want to help you proof-read, but I'll hang around and see you work, since I know misery loves company....

I'm on a diet but I'll watch you eat, and share in your gastronomical satisfaction and delight whilst starving to death next to you...

So everybody needs a hug. Even you. You can call me should you need one. Especially since I have super magical Hug powers. This is how it works, just close your eyes, breathe deeply and count to 10, and you can actually feel my hug. There, does it work?

Ok?

So, everybody, 1, 2, 3....

*Group Hug*

PS For some of you who prefer squatting, you know who you are, well, I'll be there, squatting beside you. I just hope I am able to get up afterwards.