Hair!

Glee's Hairography episode had all its members, guys included, don long-hair wigs and wiggle their heads to a mash up of Hair, trying desperately to make their hair look sexier than a rival club's hair. There are some things that just cannot be borrowed, and that is somebody else's hair personality. Anyway, they failed miserably. Of course. Not to mention looking hideous in all that hair. Give me Puck's mohawk any day man!

Which brings me to the next point of, what's with this hair competition that's going on with the planet's women? Since when is long hair for a woman considered the be-all and end-all of all things hair? It irritates me to no end, hearing normally sane and sensible women over-react whine about "should I cut my hair", and going all envious and jealous over a friend's daring attempt to cut off her long hair and emerging with a darling chic bob, and then finally sighing and worrying that she won't look half as good with her hair short.

Hair grows! It's not the end of the world for goodness sakes! Why have today's women become all neurotic about hair, and finding their identity and solace in hiding their lack of personality in their so-shiny-and-so-long-it-can-be-used-to-strangle-people hair?

I am going to bring a big scissors with me everywhere I go so that the next time I hear anybody go, "Oh I wish I had the guts to cut my hair short like yours!", I'm going to grant them their wish one way or the other - gut them with the scissor or cut off all their way. I can't wait!