Ever since my recent blogs about Sotong and Rambutan, I've been innuadated with requests, no more like demands, from people in my live, to write about them.
Well, to all of you out there - Sucker, Weak and the other un-named, all I have to say to you is this.
WAIT CAN?! You think you what?!
Translation of the above into proper Queen's English, as per below...
Do you mind just waiting for a bit you ass?! It'll be nice if you have some idea of your self-worth really. Do I look like I have all the time in the world to write about you, just because you say so?! My finger hurts from all that blogging. My eyesight is going. I'm losing my hair trying to think about what I should blog about. I don't think like a normal human being anymore. I now think in terms of blogs -titles, content, the punch line. Aaaarrghhhh! Oh no! I'm turning into a blog-dict! Aaaaarghhhhhh some more!
It's amazing how concise and impactful Singlish, as a language, can be. So few words can mean so much.....
PS Ok Sucker, I promise you're next on the list.
3 comments:
they jealous u write the others. i'm so lucky. u write about me so many times. LOL!
many times? I also want....
Wait can??!!!
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