Sucker....

What is a 'sucker'?

The obvious answer to that is, quite obviously, 'one that sucks'.

Sometimes, it means a lollipop as well.

And do you know plants have 'suckers'? (A new piece of useless information for you to know.)

A sucker is also a person who is shameless enough to insist that she be amongst the top ten people that I blog about, because she is such an important person in my work life, that without her presence in the office, the atmosphere will be deadly quiet and silent.

Suckers shameless exposes her tummy and shows to all her sundry the patterns on her bra, and sometimes her butt crack as well. A sucker also has tiny slit eyes.

They are often known as rude things who can often turn suddenly and unreasonably cross. ("I don't want to talk to you!" Don't talk don't talk lor! Who scared who?!)

Suckers feed on vegetables and high calcium soya bean milk. And Auntie Botero's prawn noodles.

And despite eating all that good food, they are short.

And, a sucker is one who will beat me up and call me rude hokkien things, once she read this.

Boo Sucker!

Oooohhh... I nearly forgot, the term 'sucker' is also a term of endearment for people who are your sometimes your friends and sometimes not your friends, depending on whether you want to bite them at that point of time or not. And they usually stay around for a long time in your life, and things usually seem a bit weird and quiet when the sucker is not around.

Sucker!