3 Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf

Once upon a time there were 3 little pigs. Two of these little pigs were the skinny pigs who ate only a little bit, whilst the last little pig was truly a little pig who was spouting a double chin. (Let's call them E, W and O. O's the one with the double chin.)

One day, two of these three little pigs decide to build a blog. (The last little pig is a lazy pig and refuses to build a blog. Her evil plan was to just alternate between the other 2 pigs blogs, leaving a word here and a comment there occasionally.)

Anyway, it was hard work building a blog. The 2 pigs had no experience building an elaborate house of html code (like Niang and Ah Gee had, but that is another fractured fairy tale altogether), so they had to build a simple one with what they knew.

O decided to build a pink blog while E built a sort-of-purple one. O used small-sized Verdana font, and although I'm the story teller, I don't know what kind of fonts E used. So they built and built and built and the blog became nicer and nicer and nicer. O was more prone to using words to build her blog, because when she tried to build using pictures, they always ended up wierd. E on the other hand, beautified her blog with pictures of her extra-cirricular activities which gave the male pigs weak knees and nosebleeds.

So they built and built and built and built. The blog that they aspired to build at the end of the day is one that is safe and secure and heart-warming, a place where they could invite their friends to visit and have house-warming parties and for them to stay and feel nice and warm and have a bit of fun cuddling in between words, and and the occasional picture. The blogs they built were never meant for gossip, or for talking behind people's back, or anything of that sort. It's all just a bit of fun amongst the 3 little pigs and their friends.

At the end of the day, the blogs must be strong and determined enough to keep away big bad wolves, and to make sure they don't get blown down with a huff and a puff. In fact, you know what, I think I'll ask the three little pigs to lace their blogs with wolf poison, and to build an anti-wolf fences and security system.

Big bad wolves, please keep away from the little pigs' blogs, especially if you don't like little pigs talk and find pork offensive. Because if that's the case, every little pig talk is going to sound offensive to your wolf ears. The fact of the matter is, pigs and wolves just don't mix. But point to note, polite pigs do not hypocrites make!

Disclaimer: This is purely fictional and a figment of the author's imagination. Any similarity is purely coincidental.