I am quite near perfection. I can
- Make a gobsmacking tiramisu, and all without using any of those measuring thingeys
- Mastered the Homer "Woohoo!"
- Concoct the perfect cup of instant coffee
- Maintain zen-like calm when it comes to dumb asses, so I don't wish upon them horrible things like falling into drains and having their underpants stolen anymore.
Now it only leaves me to learn to write with both hands, ride the bicycle without injuring other people and to do a handstand.
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