Where do I put my hands?!

My arms hurt.

I've been waking up in the mornings with aching arms, feeling like I've just done a gadzillion push-ups and what-not instead of, well, just do what people do at night - sleep!

Last night, as I lay my head down to rest, I realised that I quite unconsciously folded my arms across my chest, like a corpse in a coffin. (If somebody wants to custom make a coffin bed for me, I will look exactly like the dead person at the funeral, yes I will!)

So I tried to straighten out my hands. But it felt really weird. I didn't know whether to leave my hands palms facing up and down, whether I should scrunch my hands up into a ball or just leave it loosely opened up with fingers slightly curled? How much of an angle should be between my arm length and the side of my body, 45 degrees is too much and 5 degrees will not accomodate my big butt. It was so complicated, figuring out where to PUT MY HANDS!

A solution will be, removable hands. Every night, before I go to bed, I will just have to un-screw my entire arm from the shoulder socket, and then screw it back on every morning upon waking up. The only problem is, who's going to help me take off my other arm once one arm is removed at nights, and in the morning, how am I even going to start putting back on one arm?

Could it be, can it be, would the answer possibly be, magnetic arms which could easily magnetised and de-magnetised using electricity?!

By Jove, I think I've got it!